Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Dreaded Q&A with...Alexis Robbins

Name: Alexis Robbins

Hometown: Jacksonville, FL

Education: BFA Boston University, The Barrow School

Who do you play in Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Marjorie Davis, Pageant Coordinator

Describe your character in three words: Cheerful, idealistic, nuts

Tell us about Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails: A delightful collections of characters attack an innocent FL pageant. Chaos ensues.

Describe Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails in three words: Hilarious, female-centric, fearless

What beauty pageant would you win?: Miss Cartoon and/or Dr. Seuss Character Lookalike

What pageant portion are you most likely to dominate?: Q&A! Maybe... sorta... I mean, I guess. I don't know. These questions are hard.

Which company member is most likely to lie, cheat, or steal their way to glory?: Madeline... because she handed in her bio first

Most likely to commit a beauty fail?: Me

Most likely to be involved in a scandal?: Matthew

Most likely to win Miss Congeniality?: Sophie

Most likely to be a future stage parent?: Sarah

Most likely to host a beauty pageant?: Jay... seriously, he'd be really good at it

Most likely to have a showmance: Matthew?

Who's the most offensive?: Character? Probably me. Cast member? Maybe me.

Most ruthless?: Kate... because she's the most off book

Best pageant cry?: Julia

Sash, bouquet, or tiara?: Tiara, bitch! Bling!

What is your favorite moment of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: "Oh shit, I killed her." Beautifully executed by Matthew, complete with gazelle leaps.

What is the most rewarding part about being a member of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Working with incredibly talented, funny, hardworking people in a professional environment... The script is great and the characters are very very well cast.

Why should we come see Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Because if you don't I know I few beauty queens who will cut a bitch.

For more on Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails, visit facebook.com/pageanttalesandbeautyfails. For tickets, visit Smart Tix.