Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Gospel According to...Alex Seife

Name: Alex Seife

Hometown: Larchmont, New York

Education: So much Hebrew School.

Who do you play in The Mysteries?: I play Cain, John the Baptist, Pontius Pilate, and a guy who yells "Mustard Seed."

Tell us about The Mysteries:

Describe The Mysteries in three words: God: Yay? Nay?

What's the wildest costume you wear in The Mysteries?: My cravat is wild.

If you could be anyone from The Bible, who would you be?: Queen Esther.

Which company member is most likely to actually have lived during Biblical times?:
Karsten Otto. He seems pretty old.

Which company member is most likely to be the Messiah?: Elijah Trichon. We leave a cup of wine for him after the show.

Most likely to become an angel?: Matthew Jeffers has a nice singing voice, so.

Most likely to hear voices in their head?: That would be a very serious matter.

Who's the most spiritual?: The thunder sheet

On the 8th day god said_____: Happy Festivus

Are you going to heaven or hell?: I think we all go to Pittsburgh. 

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins are you?: Let's not be dramatic.

What's the biggest inside joke at The Mysteries?: A full night's sleep.

What's your favorite moment from The Mysteries?:
Yenta pooping.

What is the most rewarding part about being a member of The Mysteries?: Yenta pooping.

Why should we come see The Mysteries?: Yenta pooping.