Wednesday, August 27, 2014
The Dreaded Q&A with...Victoria Anne Miller
Hometown: East Meadow, Long Island
Education: BA in Psychology/Acting (Theater Arts), Holistic Health Coach Certification (towards Masters degree)
Who do you play in Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Loretta, The Pageant Mom
Describe your character in three words: Overbearing. Loud. Hair.
Tell us about Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails: This is a gem of a show that will steal your heart as you follow it's young, ambitious contestants to win a Beauty Pageant and the people who run it - you'll be hit over the head with outlandish characters and their endearing quirks. Who will win? What's that Voodoo Potion? and did that interpretive dance really just involve FEMA?!
Describe Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails in three words: Quirky. Competitive. Beautiful.
What beauty pageant would you win?: Weirdest facial expressions.
What pageant portion are you most likely to dominate?: Who can eat a whole jar of peanut butter the fastest. That's not a category is it?
Which company member is most likely to lie, cheat, or steal their way to glory?: I'm thinking that after we're done with this show Heather will know a thing or two about all three of these things. :-)
Most likely to commit a beauty fail?: Me. Ev'eryday.
Most likely to be involved in a scandal? :o0o0o I can see Sophie being involved in one, she's so sweet no one would ever suspect it.
Most likely to win Miss Congeniality?: I don't know one person in this cast, including the guys who wouldn't steal that title.
Most likely to be a future stage parent?: Can I say Tony? ;-)
Most likely to host a beauty pageant?: Jay. DONE. he would own that sucka.
Most likely to have a showmance: Jay and Matthew .... I mean, they are totally cute in this.
Who's the most offensive?: Who wrote this .......
Most ruthless?: My baby gurl.
Best pageant cry?: Julia. Nails. It.
Sash, bouquet, or tiara?: I'm a nature girl, give me those flowers!
What is your favorite moment of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Without a doubt the interpretative dance that Kate does. KILLS IT. I could watch that over and over.
What is the most rewarding part about being a member of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: I have new friends who are totally hott. But seriously, working with this cast and crew has been a wonderful professional experience, and each person involved has a heart of gold ..... and a nice ass. ;-)
Why should we come see Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Because you know what's good for you, and if not Mama's gonna get angry - and TA-RUST me you don't want Mama angry.
For more on Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails, visit facebook.com/pageanttalesandbeautyfails. For tickets, visit Smart Tix.