Thursday, August 21, 2014
The Dreaded Q&A with...Samantha Algieri
Hometown: Lyndhurst, NJ
Education: BA in Psychology
Who do you play in Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Nicole, Miss Jerzy
Describe your character in three words: Blunt, Ballsy, Bitchy
Tell us about Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails: A comedy about a bunch of dames who have no clue what the hell they’re doing at this pageant but they all feel they are the winners.
Describe Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails in three words: Fun, Witty, Eccentric
What beauty pageant would you win?: The ‘I would rather be in yoga pants eating Ben&Jerry’s” pageant #CherryGarciaIsMyJam
What pageant portion are you most likely to dominate?: The part where I walk from the line of girls to the microphone and back. Oh! And the fake smiling portion is ALL ME.
Which company member is most likely to lie, cheat, or steal their way to glory?: Ian, it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
Most likely to commit a beauty fail?: All of the above because we are all Gods creations and nobody is perfect
Most likely to be involved in a scandal?: Sophie. Always have to be careful with those Aryans, know what I’m saying?
Most likely to win Miss Congeniality?: Um, Julia, have you SEEN THAT HAIR.
Most likely to be a future stage parent?: Madeline. She’s the tallest so she’s already on top of the future stage parent world.
Most likely to host a beauty pageant?: Alexis really nails it. I think her alter ego is Marjorie and just doesn’t tell anyone.
Most likely to have a showmance: Jay and Matthew
Who's the most offensive?: Brian the Bostonian because he’s from, well, Boston in which they tend to like New England sports team and that’s really offensive, so Y-E-A-H!
Most ruthless?: I’m going to say me because I really think it’s true
Best pageant cry?: Kate
Sash, bouquet, or tiara?: Divas want it ALL.
What is your favorite moment of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: The part where I just drop the “f bomb” and walk away with complete sass.
What is the most rewarding part about being a member of Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Working with a great group of talented actors.
Why should we come see Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails?: Because I’m in it, DUH.
For more on Pageant Tales and Beauty Fails, visit facebook.com/pageanttalesandbeautyfails.com. For tickets, visit Smart Tix.